Justin Bieber is just a little girl who needs someone to tell her to fuck off and take a chance in some kitchen or even better in playing with dolls instead of "singing" (or whatever it should be called). I heard one song and I thought I've lost my hearing. Justin is and idiot who thinks he's cool, and who attracts attention of little girls who need help in understanding what's good and what not. No idea how he got famous. Not that I'll yell "KILL HIM, KILL HIM" now, but if I had a possibility to meet him, I'd just tell him to go to hell... I'm not against him because of the music genre or anything, but because the guy really only makes fool of himself and has no talent at all. That's the fact. Period.

I think the best thing to do when you meet the guy is ignore him. Don't recognize the guy and proceed as if he's just a random pigeon-chested teenager. Wait a minute, he is a random pigeon-chested teenager.

I guess... But what if he tries to talk to you? What would you tell him?

To visit the gym from time to time

Just that? I wonder if it'll be enough to make something that seems like a "man" out of him... I'd tell him probably to go buy some dresses and skirts and start using some makeup, he might at least look like a cute little girl, since he can't be what he should be...